Post by Barricade on Jun 8, 2008 10:58:41 GMT -5
Somehow, Barricade has managed to avoid getting trussed up in any strange outfits. He hasn't managed to avoid getting tasked to do anything tonight, though. How... irritating. He'd hoped to be able to skulk about the fringes and torment random mechs. Maybe get Frenzy in close enough to shred a few of Bumblebee's servos when he wasn't looking, or something.
Better yet, spike the yellow slagheap's drink with something that would have him up on a table blaring some stupid earth tune and doing some moronic earth dance so badly that he'd never live it down, even here.
Well, the night is young. Who knows? He might still get the chance. Especially since someone here obviously has a sense of humor. Barricade cannot help but snicker quietly to himself as he wanders up toward the stage in a leisurely fashion.
"So, I get the honor of presenting the award for the Most Heroic Autobot," he announces once he's taken center stage. "Otherwise known as The Autobot Most Likely To Get Slagged In A Spectacular And Futile Fashion. Hopefully by me." Oh yes, that is definitely a nasty smirk there.
"First, and most definitely least, that yellow rust heap too stupid to know when to just lay down and die, Bumblebee. Lord Megatron certainly did us all a favor when he shredded your vocalizer."
"Next, the wannabe leader who's no Prime, Xaaron. Nice troops, there, goldilocks. Maybe you should upgrade to some Spark Scouts or something? If they wouldn't kick your aft."
"Speaking of Spark Scouts, and proving that this award also doubles as the Dumbest Autobot award, Grimlock! Bravery is stupidity, so you must be the bravest Autobot to ever live."
"Next, the pipsqueak who isn't even as useful as his whining little Alternate and his useless little pop-gun, Holi. You Autobots should really be more careful with your toys and not let them get stolen so easily. Shortround might put him up on eBay next time. Would probably be an improvement, anyway."
"And in a nod to the geriatric demographic, we have Kup! Be careful, old-timer, or you may bust a rivet standing up."
"Now in a nod to the traitor demographic, everyone's favorite green and purple turncoat, Long Haul! I didn't realize that hiding behind a Guardian was considered 'brave'. Figures, for an Autobot."
"Next, a true paragon of virtue and polite deference, the utter sap, Alternate Swerve! At least your optics are the right color."
"And next, we have another Spark Scout, Wedge! What are you, like... ten?"
"And, finally, to round out the Spark Scout category - gee, you guys sure are fond of young things... Not healthy, really. You sickos. Wheelie! Because having to come up with something that rhymes with 'orange' at a moments notice is the pinnacle of heroism!"
Better yet, spike the yellow slagheap's drink with something that would have him up on a table blaring some stupid earth tune and doing some moronic earth dance so badly that he'd never live it down, even here.
Well, the night is young. Who knows? He might still get the chance. Especially since someone here obviously has a sense of humor. Barricade cannot help but snicker quietly to himself as he wanders up toward the stage in a leisurely fashion.
"So, I get the honor of presenting the award for the Most Heroic Autobot," he announces once he's taken center stage. "Otherwise known as The Autobot Most Likely To Get Slagged In A Spectacular And Futile Fashion. Hopefully by me." Oh yes, that is definitely a nasty smirk there.
"First, and most definitely least, that yellow rust heap too stupid to know when to just lay down and die, Bumblebee. Lord Megatron certainly did us all a favor when he shredded your vocalizer."
"Next, the wannabe leader who's no Prime, Xaaron. Nice troops, there, goldilocks. Maybe you should upgrade to some Spark Scouts or something? If they wouldn't kick your aft."
"Speaking of Spark Scouts, and proving that this award also doubles as the Dumbest Autobot award, Grimlock! Bravery is stupidity, so you must be the bravest Autobot to ever live."
"Next, the pipsqueak who isn't even as useful as his whining little Alternate and his useless little pop-gun, Holi. You Autobots should really be more careful with your toys and not let them get stolen so easily. Shortround might put him up on eBay next time. Would probably be an improvement, anyway."
"And in a nod to the geriatric demographic, we have Kup! Be careful, old-timer, or you may bust a rivet standing up."
"Now in a nod to the traitor demographic, everyone's favorite green and purple turncoat, Long Haul! I didn't realize that hiding behind a Guardian was considered 'brave'. Figures, for an Autobot."
"Next, a true paragon of virtue and polite deference, the utter sap, Alternate Swerve! At least your optics are the right color."
"And next, we have another Spark Scout, Wedge! What are you, like... ten?"
"And, finally, to round out the Spark Scout category - gee, you guys sure are fond of young things... Not healthy, really. You sickos. Wheelie! Because having to come up with something that rhymes with 'orange' at a moments notice is the pinnacle of heroism!"