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Post by Jetfire (Ani) on May 14, 2011 11:10:21 GMT -5
Metal beats wood? Curses! Jetfire frowns at his stake, but doesn't have any interesting ideas - dumb or not - about what to do with it. However, Override is trying to shoot Dragula and he's had enough being shot by Override for one day, and Sentinel is trying to stab Dragula and he's had enough of getting in Sentinel's way for one day, so he's just going to sit this round out and finally munch on some of those delicious rubies to replenish his MP.
Then, if Dragula is still standing after all of that, Jetfire will be able to do what he does best and deliver a flaming kick to his head, stakes-be-damned.
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Post by Swindle on May 14, 2011 11:42:12 GMT -5
If Cyber Keys represent a piece of Primus's life-force, then activating her double cannon counts as brandishing a holy symbol at Dragula, which as we all know, vampires hate. He holds his cape up in front of his face, hissing.
Swindle's player doesn't know what a Steamflogger Boss is, which is a shame, because he has gotten all of Sentinel's player's references so far! Anyway, robots are vulnerable to armor-piercing lances, and vampires are vulnerable to wood, so in theory, Sentinel's Contraption ought to work.
And vampires don't like fire, either, right? They're supposed to be weak to it?
OOC: Everyone attacks and we wrap this puppy on the next round?
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Override
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The Chancellor, Her Noble Potency, Empress Override. The Glorious Victor over Everyone Else On the Track
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Post by Override on May 14, 2011 21:47:13 GMT -5
Override, who's gotten rather used to shaking off that 'off' feeling every time she summons her Cyber Key, actually appears startled when the vampire reacts to her Cyber Key. "I... guess that was a good idea!" she says uncertainly. Well, if arming the gun helped, surely firing it will! She takes several quick steps to the side, this time making sure there's no ally in her line of fire, and pulls the trigger!
OOC: Yes, please!
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Post by Sentinel Prime on May 17, 2011 13:50:32 GMT -5
Sentinel Prime lunges with his Contraption, intending to shishkebab him some vampire.
Then something unexpected happens.
It rains.
Yes, they're inside, but it rains, anyway.
Sentinel is the Water Princess, remember?
Also, he hates rain.
But maybe, just maybe, vampires hate holy water more than Sentinel Prime hates rain. And being magic water... it apparently has no programmed interactions with Jetfire's fire in this game. So, amusingly, Jetfire will still be able to set those armoires (or Swindle) on fire even if they're drenched.
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Post by Jetfire (Ani) on May 17, 2011 21:50:12 GMT -5
Override shoots, Sentinel lunges, and as soon as Jetfire is fairly certain he won't be in the way of either attack, he leaps into a midair somersault, lights up one of his feet, and attempts to bring a wicked flaming kick straight down on Dragula's head.
He has to admit, the rain is pretty weird, but it's a videogame so he won't let it distract him.
"Be eating hot foot, badness-bot!"
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Post by Swindle on May 20, 2011 19:47:23 GMT -5
Keys and lances and hotfoots, oh my!
Dragula is shot, impaled, and immolated all at once, draining the last of his health bar! He collapses to his knees, screaming out "NOOOOOOOO!" at the top of his undead lungs, or whatever organ he screams with. His flesh blows dramatically away into ashes, leaving behind a blackened human skeleton for some reason.
A chest appears and outside the castle windows, day breaks, with the sun shining brightly through the windows.
(The chest, if anyone cares to open it, contains A Bunch of Gold (Like, Seriously, A Bunch), The Thorns of Oglogoth, Several Suits of Top-tier Armor Which Are Useless to You Now That You Have Beaten The Game, and The Tanooki Suit.
A wild dialog box appears! "Would you like to start a new game?" it asks.
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Post by Override on May 21, 2011 18:50:48 GMT -5
"No!" Override answers the dialog box as her cannon is returned to subspace. She turns towards the others, grins, and gives them a thumbs up. "Guess we showed hm who's princess." She looks at the stuff in the chest and gestures. "I guess you guys can have that if you want. I've got a watch coming up."
She shouts, "Override, transform!" diving into vehicle mode. "Catch you later!" And then she zooms out o the room!
OOC: Out of thread, though I suspect it's getting wrapped anyway.
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Post by Sentinel Prime on May 21, 2011 20:53:44 GMT -5
Sentinel Prime slips on the rain water and is crushed by the dialogue box, which chews through the last of his HP. He dies. Sentinel Prime is never going to speak of this again. - - - OOC: Out of thread due to video game death. C'mon. Sentinel Prime just had to die in a stupid way. There's a law about that somewhere.
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Post by Jetfire (Ani) on May 22, 2011 11:29:55 GMT -5
"Ah-" Jetfire says, startled by Override's rapid departure. He's even more startled by Sentinel's sudden endgame death-by-dialogue box. "Uh..."
Scratching his head in perplexity, he finally just shrugs, gathers up their sweet loot, and saves the game file. Maybe he'll want to go on another ass-kicking princess adventure some day! Or maybe not.
With that, he unceremoniously exits the simulation room and goes to find his brother.
OOC: Aaand thread end?
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