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Post by Pee-Dee on Sept 23, 2011 23:25:10 GMT -5
"You've just returned from a traumatic experience, Mr. Vaughn. You're understandably emotional, which would explain your baseless accusation1," Pee-Dee says with a grin.
1. Alias
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Post by Kup on Sept 24, 2011 20:52:51 GMT -5
Kup looks up from his datapad and looks around the room, taking a moment to mull over Farlane and Pee-Dee's reactions. He quickly jumps to certain conclusions and then shrugs. Harmless fun and all that. Still, he advises Guzzle, "I'd find a mirror." He pauses. "A tall one."
He makes a note in the datapad for the engineers to repair the cricket-damage and makes another note to resume the cricket search watch - won't that one make people happy. Then he turns and heads towards the lounge door, nodding towards the others. "Later."
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Post by Gertrude Huldon/Guzzle on Sept 25, 2011 18:21:16 GMT -5
Guzzle is rapidly becoming agitated. One optic twitches before he tries to tilt his head in such a way that he can look up, glancing sideways and leaning his body in various angles, but he doesn't quite have the reach to do it. "Damnit, what is up there!" Then he gets an idea and immediately drops down, transforming into his tank mode, and that's when he sees what's bungling off his barrel.
And he can't even say anything. He just sputters. Even when he transforms he just stares at Farlane, trying to come up with words and failing, until finally he sputters out one simple word in a flat tone.
"What."
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Post by Farlane/Faye Fairlane on Sept 26, 2011 11:49:49 GMT -5
Okay, Guzzle struggling to see the ribbon kind of just magnified the cuteness to an unbearable degree. Farlane is caught between laughing hard enough to fall off his chair and squeeing hard enough to glitch his vocalizer. He squees hard enough to nearly fall off his chair; that was a good compromise, right?
Unfortunately he’s too caught up in it to wave Kup goodbye, but he does manage to calm down somewhat after Guzzle changes back into robot mode. “Heeee,” is all he can do for a few moments though.
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Post by Pee-Dee on Sept 27, 2011 17:13:20 GMT -5
"Be excellent and party on, dude1," Pee-Dee calls after Kup.
Watching Guzzle struggle to see the ribbon sets her off chortling, then outright laughing. By the time the little tank has splutters out his "what", her head's down on the table as she womanfully muffles her laughter.
The way her wheels are shaking sadly gives a good idea of how hilarious she finds this.
1. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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Post by Kup on Sept 28, 2011 21:13:07 GMT -5
Oh, yeah. Kup left the thread on his last post. Just so no one's waiting for him to post or anything.
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Post by Gertrude Huldon/Guzzle on Sept 30, 2011 4:33:48 GMT -5
Guzzle is still very, very much confused. And being laughed at. That is what breaks him out of his stupor, one optic flickering dangerously while his hands ball into fists. "Hrrrgh....Funny." But he doesn't move to punch either of them. No, instead he tries to look up and yank the ribbon down.
But it is out of his reach, and now he looks like a cat pawing at something. That optic flickers again and he jabs a finger in Farlane's direction. He doesn't shoot fellow Autobots, but damn, the pink Autobot is really tempting him right now.
"...Hrrrrrrgh. Remove, now."
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Post by Farlane/Faye Fairlane on Oct 1, 2011 8:30:06 GMT -5
“Eeeheeee!” Guzzle, stop being so adorable. Farlane is going to die from too much adorable at this rate and that would just be a terrible disappointment wouldn’t it?
“Oh goodness,” he wheezes, patting his chest and laughing weakly. “Guzzle, man, I love you so much.” Somehow Farlane manages to climb off of his chair and stride over to the grumpy grumbling minibot, wiping imaginary tears away from his optics. He tries to place both hands on Guzzle’s shoulders and beams back at Pee-Dee.
“Shall I do the sexy honors?” he asks her with a showy little bit posing. “Or would you like t’ unwrap your present?”
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Post by Pee-Dee on Oct 2, 2011 10:18:13 GMT -5
The edges of Pee-Dee's optics dim while the centers brighten; Farlane's posing is saucy. She can just imagine those pretty pink hands undoing that bow and flicking the ribbon about-
She cycles air in a happy little sigh. It was so unfair of the Autobots to have such a purely gorgeous mech.
Then she stands and saunters over to Guzzle, a little swing in her hips. "How can it be my present when I wrapped it? Clearly the bow was meant for someone else to undo."
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Post by Gertrude Huldon/Guzzle on Oct 2, 2011 13:00:41 GMT -5
Guzzle is doing his best to not be adorable! He even meets Farlane's happy noises with an icy cold glare. and throws in a threat for good measure. "Squeal again. I dare you." Not that it helps much because then, the pink car professes his love. "....I just don't get you, Farlane."
Staying mad won't accomplish anything. He begrudgingly lets it go with a heavy sigh, not even resisting Farlane's hands...Only to snap his head up, staring at Pee-Dee when she reveals herself as the evil mastermind she is. "Feh. Now it makes sense. Much as it ever will..."
"Now stop arguin' and unwrap it already, both of ya!"
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Post by Farlane/Faye Fairlane on Oct 5, 2011 12:29:56 GMT -5
“Love jus’ ain’t meant to be gotten, Guzzle. ‘Specially our love,” Farlane sighs dramatically. He might be overdoing it a bit. Luckily, there’s a pretty blue ribbon to distract people from the tragic love story.
“... Boooooth of us?” the pink car gaaaaasps at the mere suggestion. And then he snickers, patting Guzzle on the shoulder, “You know, you’re really kinky for a virgin.” He then turns to Pee-Dee, beaming brightly. “Well, the boy says both of us and frankly, well, I don’t think I can come up with any decent argument against somethin’ that sensible. What say you?”
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Post by Pee-Dee on Oct 7, 2011 9:19:28 GMT -5
"Well, 'Cooperation' is my middle name.1" Pee-Dee reaches up to take hold of the blue ribbon, twisting a dangly bit between her fingers. "Ready?"
1. Predator 2
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Post by Gertrude Huldon/Guzzle on Oct 10, 2011 5:11:09 GMT -5
Guzzle is as ancient as any other Autobot. A machine who has lived longer then any human can possibly imagine. One who acts like an angry, bitter soldier well into his thirties, at the very least. He is by no means of the word a little kid.
Yet right now these two are making him feel like one. And he is not sure what at all to think. He doesn't like that, shown by the odd looks he's giving both of them. "I have no idea what you are talkin' about-" Oh. He really shouldn't have said that. He just squints his optics together and shakes his head, groaning and muttering something beneath his breath.
Something hard to make out. Something he had caught in a human TV broadcast.
Something that could very well be 'I think I need an adult...'. He has a vague grasp on what it means, but it feels appropriate regardless.
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Post by Farlane/Faye Fairlane on Oct 13, 2011 11:37:42 GMT -5
Oh poor Guzzle, being all flirted at!
Farlane titters, flicking and twirling his end of the ribbon playfully. “Oh, now Guzzle, honey, I’m sure we’re all adults here.” Whether or not they’re very mature adults on the other hand was something up for debate.
“Ready!” he sings songs to Pee-Dee and then, with great flourish, lovingly tugs at his end of the bow.
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Post by Pee-Dee on Oct 15, 2011 16:15:56 GMT -5
"Go!" Pee-Dee tugs on her own bit of the bow, and it unravels between the two of them. Soon she and Farlane are left holding a long silk ribbon looped once around Guzzle's barrel.
The Junkion drops her end and unloops it, flicks the ribbon around Farlane's wrist, then pats Guzzle on the shoulder. "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built.1"
1. The Scotsman's Song
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