Duskwing
Major
"What the slag happened?"
Posts: 848
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Post by Duskwing on Apr 24, 2011 20:35:07 GMT -5
// HEY! Which of you underclocked, lead-slug core fraggers messed up my game! Gimme back my dorfs, will ya? I gotta flood a ballhog! //
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Post by Starscream (Movie) on Apr 24, 2011 20:43:50 GMT -5
//Someone confiscate whatever substance Duskwing has gotten into and then remind him not to broadcast while he's on it.//
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Post by Bonecrusher/Bane Crusher on Apr 24, 2011 20:57:59 GMT -5
//Barricade! I am going to kill you!//
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Duskwing
Major
"What the slag happened?"
Posts: 848
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Post by Duskwing on Apr 24, 2011 21:23:56 GMT -5
// Air Commander! Someone got KITTENS IN MY DORF FORTRESS! I can't fraggin' dig lava tunnels wit' no kittens! Sir! I am not doin' no pro--pro--uh, forbidden stimulants. Slag, dat's Mixy's gig, not mine! //
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Hellbender
Major
Mecha-Shai-Hulud
"Seriously."
Posts: 892
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Post by Hellbender on Apr 24, 2011 21:28:29 GMT -5
// Whichever half-wit thought this was a good idea can just get it off the secondary bridge monitor right slaggin' now, // growls the basso voice of Hellbender. // Ah'm relieved that you got enough wit not to hijack the primary monitors, but there's a reason we got back-up monitors up here, and it ain't to play fraggin' Skywarp pranks! //
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Barricade
Minor
Knight of the Spastic Sword
Trust Me
Posts: 372
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Post by Barricade on Apr 24, 2011 22:06:22 GMT -5
And the dulcet tones of Frenzy pipe up across the Broadband. // Duh. CTRL/ALT/DEL, glitch! // Hellbender is such a slagging whiner. But, look, 'Crusher! There's an end to your torment! Just go hit control-alt-delete! On every. Single. Monitor. Screen. MUWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and the ones that have been hijacked? Are now playing this in the background, too. It's just to help you out, Bonecrusher! So you know where all the affected monitors are!
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 25, 2011 6:46:37 GMT -5
Careful, Assault. This next connection must be done extremely delicately....Not a single mistake must be made, just keep one eye on the wires and the other on the monitor-
Why is there a fluffy creature on his screen?
He has not long to ponder that because suddenly he has a little explosion go off in his face! The Seeker stumbles back and 'coughs', trying to fan the smoke away from his face, wondering what the hell had happened when the single most annoying piece of music he has ever heard starts playing.
//Who is behind this atrocity!? The timing of the childish joke could not be more horrendous and now I must suffer that accursed tune!? I demand you cease this at once!//
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Mindwipe
Cadet
Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice...
Posts: 91
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Post by Mindwipe on Apr 25, 2011 6:59:52 GMT -5
//Frenzy, you blasted little gremlin! I will rip open a portal to hell and send you back if I ever catch you! No-one interrupts Elvira and gets away with it!//
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Post by Starscream (Movie) on Apr 25, 2011 20:17:35 GMT -5
Oh, Duskwing's just playing video-games. That's fine, then.
And why is the tactical simulation Starscream is running in the background while he reads suddenly making Japanese cat noises at him?
Ah. Of course.
//Hellbender, Wreckage, or someone similar meet me in the lounge.// The sound you hear is Starscream getting out of his nice comfy chair to go and wrangle angry mine-clearing vehicles.
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Post by Starscream (Movie) on Apr 25, 2011 22:03:04 GMT -5
//Belay that order.// Dark Skyfire, you poor sonuvaglitch.
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Hellbender
Major
Mecha-Shai-Hulud
"Seriously."
Posts: 892
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Post by Hellbender on Apr 25, 2011 23:23:12 GMT -5
// Order and counter-order acknowledged, sir. Ah am standin' bridge watch right now, so Ah hope y'all don't have an emergency down there whut needs me, // Hellbender replies.
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Post by Sable Conolly on Apr 26, 2011 10:48:02 GMT -5
//I can make time if needed.//
He's put Bonecrusher down before, and if there's still a bomb in Bonecrusher's head, guess who has the trigger?
As for Barricade... well, Scourge generally tries to stay on good terms with Barricade. A merciful ruling in Barricade's favour when Starscream would rather dispense harsher justice might earn Scourge a bit of credit in Barricade's account.
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Post by Starscream (Movie) on Apr 27, 2011 14:32:59 GMT -5
//Everything is under control here. That won't be necessary.//
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Post by Turmoil on May 13, 2011 8:06:59 GMT -5
Concurrent with Divided.
//Attention Ground Forces, This is Turmoil. There will be a surprise inspection within the sim-room. You have eight kliks to be here.//
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Counterpunch
Minor
The Overlord, His Peerless Highness, Arch Duke Counterpunch. The Salient Vanquisher of His Own Mind
What're you looking at?
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Post by Counterpunch on May 13, 2011 11:30:43 GMT -5
Counterpunch grunts. That might be read as an acknowledgement.
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