Post by Sentinel Prime on Dec 31, 2010 17:03:32 GMT -5
His reports all follow the military formatting style guide like ant-droids to a picnic. They are meticulously cross-referenced to other incidents and written in a clipped, formal tone. He tends to underemphasise his failures and overemphasise his successes, using a lot of so-called 'weasel words', but he doesn't outright lie anywhere. Sentinel Prime writes up every single duty shift he's ever done, and it is downright tedious to read through all of them, given that he was saddled with extra shifts as punishment, and usually nothing of any note happens during them.
Pz-Zazz
Day 1 – Sentinel Prime goes over the crash, how he took initiative to figure out what Misfire was up to, a brief threat analysis of Misfire and Skystrike, a correction that Misfire is a man and Skystrike is a woman, explains that his horrible driving and erratic behaviour was mostly caused byElita-1 Blackarachnia, and complains about how he was hauled off to an insane asylum in a radio dampening police car and how he was pumped full of alien sedatives that scrambled his head and tossed in a straight jacket. This is posted on Day 4.
Day 2 – The writing is very, very clipped here. He recounts, as best he can remember, how Blackarachnia and Oil Slick tortured him. He also mentions how Jetstorm and Jetfire found him and suggests that he believes they deserve commendations of some sort. This is posted on Day 4.
Day 3 – Rescued! This is posted on Day 4.
Day 4 – People wanting to backtrack Sentinel Prime's processor malfunctions will find that they seem to start here, but he pointedly does not mention them in any way. Also, the extra boring duty reports seem to start about now, indicating his punishment started then.
Day 5 – Sentinel Prime inquires as to the ability of a soldier to check out a hazmat suit for non-hazmat purposes. He is disappointed.
Day 8 – Uninteresting duty report of work in the biosphere. Strangely, there are more of these later.
Day 16 – Report about his trial. Threat analysis of the Sharkticons he faced.
Day 18 – Rock Watch report, mentioning that a body later IDed as 'Hound', reality indeterminate, arrived. He does not mention anything at all about Mirage maybe being a murderer or a Decepticon, and in fact, he mentions Mirage as a pleasant, informative bot with which to spend a watch.
Day 19 – Rock Watch report, mentioning that a body later IDed as 'Sandstorm', Emirate Xaaron reality, arrived.
Day 20 – Sentinel Prime puts a brief mention into the database for those of his own reality to ask Jetstorm about how Longarm Prime, head of Cybertron Intelligence, was really Shockwave, Decepticon spy, and how Shockwave critically injured their Ultra Magnus, their leader, and put him on spark support. Incidentally, this also exonerates their Wasp, who had been falsely believed to be a traitor. There is also a mind-numbing report about a duty shift in the biosphere.
Day 22 – Brief report about BOTINT performed upon 'Club Con'. Also some notes about Quintessons.
Day 26 – Profile of Wasp/Waspinator added to database.
Pz-Zazz
Day 1 – Sentinel Prime goes over the crash, how he took initiative to figure out what Misfire was up to, a brief threat analysis of Misfire and Skystrike, a correction that Misfire is a man and Skystrike is a woman, explains that his horrible driving and erratic behaviour was mostly caused by
Day 2 – The writing is very, very clipped here. He recounts, as best he can remember, how Blackarachnia and Oil Slick tortured him. He also mentions how Jetstorm and Jetfire found him and suggests that he believes they deserve commendations of some sort. This is posted on Day 4.
Day 3 – Rescued! This is posted on Day 4.
Day 4 – People wanting to backtrack Sentinel Prime's processor malfunctions will find that they seem to start here, but he pointedly does not mention them in any way. Also, the extra boring duty reports seem to start about now, indicating his punishment started then.
Day 5 – Sentinel Prime inquires as to the ability of a soldier to check out a hazmat suit for non-hazmat purposes. He is disappointed.
Day 8 – Uninteresting duty report of work in the biosphere. Strangely, there are more of these later.
Day 16 – Report about his trial. Threat analysis of the Sharkticons he faced.
Day 18 – Rock Watch report, mentioning that a body later IDed as 'Hound', reality indeterminate, arrived. He does not mention anything at all about Mirage maybe being a murderer or a Decepticon, and in fact, he mentions Mirage as a pleasant, informative bot with which to spend a watch.
Day 19 – Rock Watch report, mentioning that a body later IDed as 'Sandstorm', Emirate Xaaron reality, arrived.
Day 20 – Sentinel Prime puts a brief mention into the database for those of his own reality to ask Jetstorm about how Longarm Prime, head of Cybertron Intelligence, was really Shockwave, Decepticon spy, and how Shockwave critically injured their Ultra Magnus, their leader, and put him on spark support. Incidentally, this also exonerates their Wasp, who had been falsely believed to be a traitor. There is also a mind-numbing report about a duty shift in the biosphere.
Day 22 – Brief report about BOTINT performed upon 'Club Con'. Also some notes about Quintessons.
Day 26 – Profile of Wasp/Waspinator added to database.