Wildrider
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Post by Wildrider on Apr 2, 2008 0:20:05 GMT -5
"Toys? What?" Wildrider is very confused, but will oblige. He doesn't antagonize people intentionally, after all. That's Motormaster's thing.
"So what? He's short about FIVE Combaticons! Two to nothin'!" Wildrider's statements are punctuated with shrubbery, outdoor furniture and a thin fence colliding on his grill and bumper, all of which are sent flying.
"So what about the Autobots? Anything I needta know about them?"
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Dead End
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Yes, we're all doomed. I already knew that.
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Post by Dead End on Apr 2, 2008 11:01:39 GMT -5
Dead End swerved deftly around the flying debris of Wildrider's passage and said, "Ah, Wildrider, you're going to talk us into trouble yet! Still..." His voice was wistful as it trailed off.
"Autobots? We have two sets of them: the kind we know--bleeding heart, wimpy, kind-to-weaklings, etc, who have a base somewhere in the far east of this continent, and this new bunch that crashed through some kind of interdimensional portal. The new guys are much like us Decepticons, only they look exactly like Autobots. Very confusing. They are also in a pointless war with their Decepticons, who rumor has it are like our Autobots, only they look like us. No one has seen them yet, and I wouldn't believe everything our 'Autobot allies' said," Dead End said.
"Starscream has made alliance with these Decepti-bots to team up and destroy our Autobots. No doubt we'll turn on each other at some truly inconvenient time and get mopped up by the real Autobots," Dead End concludes morosely.
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Wildrider
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Post by Wildrider on Apr 2, 2008 19:29:56 GMT -5
"So somewhere there's a Wildrider that can't stand breaking things who is listening to a Dead End that's completely convinced he's not going to die in the next six astroseconds?" Wildrider asked, taking out two supporting poles and causing a storefront's pedestrian shelter to crumble.
"Do their Autobots have a bunch of cars too? Maybe there's some kindred spirits amongst them.."
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Dead End
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Post by Dead End on Apr 2, 2008 21:52:34 GMT -5
Dead End swerved up the side of an adjacent building to avoid the collapse, then rolled and landed tires-down on the road next to Wildrider. "A disturbing thought, that."
"I've seen a Bumblebee--Yellow and black Camaro, not a VW Bug. Same creepy type as Wreckage--wait, he's off on a mission so you haven't met him yet. Same type as Barricade, build-wise. I believe they have a Jazz of that type as well--silver car, haven't seen him up close. A Bluestreak who looks like you may remember from our Earth. Pee-dee, a Junkion motorcycle-former--oh dear, you must read my write-up on Junkions. They are just... precious. Hmm... Some blue car, didn't catch his name."
"I have no idea if they like a bit of rowdiness or not. Perhaps we could pay them a visit and find out," Dead End suggested diffidently. Wildrider was doing it to him, just like always--encouraging him to get in all kinds of mischief that would probably get them all killed or at least demolished by high command.
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Wildrider
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Breaking hearts (and everything else) since 1985.
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Post by Wildrider on Apr 4, 2008 15:08:06 GMT -5
Oh sure, blame that idea.
"Autobots we won't be smashing? That're more likely to be Stunticons than wusses? Why not? HAHAHAA!"
Wildrider does a sharp brake-turn that sees his read end knock over three trees, before ending up behind Dead End. "Lead on, brother!"
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Dead End
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Post by Dead End on Apr 4, 2008 15:58:48 GMT -5
"I do believe some of them are in the west of town," Dead End said, and then pavement screamed under his tires as he revved his engine and popped the clutch. His engine snarled as he zoomed off down the nearest westward avenue--
--- Edit: Posted out and into the Injector thread
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