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Post by Lugnut on Feb 14, 2011 18:25:48 GMT -5
Yes, Jetfire, this is awesome. Lugnut's mun agrees! But unfortunately Lugnut himself doesn't. He stares bewildered at the...Robotic feline with a mustache...What...? What is it with Autobots and having so many weird robots in their ranks!? //THERE IS NO CEILING, YOU FOOLISH AUTOBOT! BUT UNHAND MY HAND SO THAT I MAY PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH YOUR PATHETIC SHIP!//
Wait, there's a figure on that cat.
A figure that he knows all too well.
"Impossible."
But no, that gibberish seals it. This is him. This is...
//DAI-JANKU!// Lugnut spits it out with an amount of pure hate that would make even Bonecrusher reel back. He wastes no time in engaging in combat with his hated nemesis, ejecting his OWN blade from his remaining hand even as he kicks in his thrusters, flying towards the two Junkions! //YOU WILL DIE TODAY, AUTOBOT! THIS I PROMISE IN THE NAME OF MEGATRON!//
Then he SLASHES at them, but how will Dai-Janku react to seeing his blade of JUSTICE integrated into the giant's weapon systems, purple circuitry along the base of it giving it a corrupted look, completed by a servo that looks like an evil eye?!
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Post by LongCat on Feb 14, 2011 18:49:08 GMT -5
// You doubt the existence of Ceiling Cat??? // LC gasps with the utmost shock. // Ceiling Cat disapproves! He banishes you to the realm of Basement Cat forever more! //
He does, however, spit out Lugnut's rather badly gnawed hand, with an expression of extreme distaste now. // There. Have it back. Your hand takes like used carburetors, and not the good ones, either. The old, greasy, crusty kind that not even BP would use. // Because everyone knows BP , right? // You fap with that hand? 'Cause that would be gross. OMG! I had that in my MOUTH! OMGOMGOMG! //
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Post by Dai-Janku on Feb 14, 2011 20:45:23 GMT -5
Dai-Janku is shocked by the sight of his former blade, tainted! But not so shocked that he cannot parry the blow, blocking with the broad side of his own blade.
//Hnnngh! Get Omega Supreme and yourself to medical! I have unfinished business with this arrogant Destron fool!//
Speaking of, DJ's eyes flare a bright orange. //As long as I have courage, I will NEVER DIE! As long as there is scum like you who would try and destroy our comrades, and threaten those smaller than you, MY BURNING SOUL WILL NOT REST UNTIL VENGEANCE IS LAID DOWN! PREPARE TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES, DESTRON!//
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Post by Jetfire (Ani) on Feb 14, 2011 21:27:29 GMT -5
//Much thanks!// Jetfire says, giving the Junkion duo a half-wave, half-salute.
Then he transforms and heads off to get Omega Supreme to safety before he loses all his fuel. He's got a magnetic tow cable with Omega's name on it!
OOC: Out of thread unless stopped or the Omega-grabbing needs to be played out?
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Post by Lugnut on Feb 15, 2011 7:52:36 GMT -5
His blow is blocked! But Lugnut does not retreat, Lugnut presses on! He pushes on the blade, trying to break Dai-Janku's new weapon, snarling at his nemesis while his own optic burns a bright red!
But ultimately it is Longcat that gives Dai-Janku the advantage! The gibberish he spouts distracts Lugnut, his attention shifting to the dastardly feline and aiming a kick for him! //Make SENSE, in the name of MEGATRON!//
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Post by LongCat on Feb 15, 2011 12:57:40 GMT -5
That dastardly cad has Dai-Janku's sword! LC would recognize that blade anywhere, even if it has been tainted by Decepticon cooties!
// Mah associate has informed me that you is in possession of his buk--ACK! // He yowls as Lugnut's kick connects with his side, leaving a sizable dent in his flank.
// THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY! I'M SO CALLING THE ASPCA ON YOU! // He whips his head around, trying to sink his teeth into the leg Lugnut just kicked him with, hoping that DJ will cleave his stupid Decepticon head right in two, while he's at it. // It can be hugs time, RIGHT NOW, motherboard fragger! //
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Post by Dai-Janku on Feb 15, 2011 18:42:21 GMT -5
Dai-Janku snarls, using Lugnut's distraction to draw back. and aim the sharp side of his sword at Lugnut, slamming it forward. //Pay attention, you fool! I will not strike down a distracted foe! There's no honor in it!//
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Post by Lugnut on Feb 16, 2011 7:48:36 GMT -5
Oh, sweet satisfying yelp! Unfortunately it does not shut the feline up, so he aims another kick, only to have LongCat beat him to the punch! His armor is thick, but the feline's bite is strong and it sinks in deeply, making the zealot hiss in pain when it gets to the circuitry.
Again, he tries to kick LongCat, or at least rattle him enough to let him go, only to have a sharp piercing pain remind him that Dai-Janku is still here. The new blade pierces Lugnut's chest armor, but thankfully the thick armor stops it before it can get in too deep! //Oh, you have my FULL attention now, cur!// Now that DJ is nice and close the zealot swings his blade at him, trying to use this opportunity to stab the Junkion.
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Post by LongCat on Feb 16, 2011 8:13:42 GMT -5
Good luck shutting this cat up, Lugnut. Not even the Hate Plague was able to do that.
// I'm in your battles, chewin' your legs! // And LC is not letting go of that foot, now that he has it! It's a much safer thing to gnaw on than Lugnut's fist-o-doom: less fap potential, which is just... yeah, ewgross. Unless Lugnut is just that flexible... which is disturbing to consider, really.
Yeah, LC is going to stop thinking about that, and just try to gnaw Lugnut's foot off at the ankle - or what passes for it - until he gets kicked off, or Dai-Janku tells him to let go.
// You has a flavor! //
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Post by Dai-Janku on Feb 21, 2011 18:45:25 GMT -5
//HRRRK!//
Dai-Janku catches Lugnut's blade in his shoulder! That...is rather painful. So, he draws his current blade back, and swings it around again, thruster-assisted this time. He's aiming to liberate Lugnut of his forearm, and to get his sword back in the process.
//You call ME the cur, yet you're the one robbing others of their very SOULS!//
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Post by Lugnut on Feb 22, 2011 14:19:05 GMT -5
Oh, how satisfying it is for his blade to sink into this wretch's frame! Why, it almost takes his mind off the fact that the feline is still merrily chomping away! //And you shall BURN!// He finally just shouts as he kicks at the Autobot again, only this time he ignites his thruster with a brief flare, hoping to dislodge him that way! When the pain of Dai-Janku's retreating sword hits him he turns it off again, a thin trail of oils and energon following the blade. Well, at least it's a clean cut, so the Junkion was gentle! But Lugnut will not be! He roars as he pulls his sword out and prepares for another slash...Only to let out a pained howl as it cuts through his arm, making him stumble backwards (as much as Longcat allows if he's still chomping away), while the chunk with the blade floats through space. //M-MY ARM! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!// Lugnut roars in righteous rage, raising his other arm, ready to unleash the POKE.... Except that one is still a stump, that arm launched prior, gnawed up by Longcat and never fetched and reattached! It would seem that Lugnut has been... ...Disarmed. //YEEEEAAAGH!// With that cry of frustration he stomps the hull and assumes a battle stance, central optic burning bright, his voice booming with conviction as he speaks! //It is but a scratch! I have had worse! I can still defeat you, you wretched Autoscrap!//
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Post by LongCat on Feb 22, 2011 21:55:32 GMT -5
Foot on FIRE! // DO NOT WANT! // LC releases Lugnut's heated hoof and does his best to keep out of the way of the blast of fire, losing a few slivers off the tuft of his tail as he miscalculates while trying to keep Dai-Janku close in to the fight at the same time. This being a combat mount thing is HARD! But he and DJ seem to be working it out fairly well, as Dai-Janku sends Lugnut's arm drifting away. LJ's voice takes on a curious, stilted quality, with a very distinctive sound effect in the background. // Nice work, Michael. // As Lugnut assumes the appropriately defiant position, LC dances back a step or two to give Dai-Janku room to bring his sword back around and ready. // Just a flesh wound! But no cookie for you. I eated it. // Once Dai-Janku gives him the signal, he will charge back in to let the valiant Junkion continue carving the dastardly Destron up into ever smaller pieces!
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Post by Dai-Janku on Feb 27, 2011 8:35:52 GMT -5
Dai-Janku draws his blade back, and shoulders it. He's leaking fluids out of his shoulder as well - that'll have to be patched up soon. Probably not a good idea to swing the big sword around, even if there is no gravity. ...no gravity. Which means doing the Colossal Blade move won't have the same impact. Hnng. The Junkion dismounts from his kitty-steed, and subspaces his sword. And...over the radio channel, is that music playing? //Longcat, my fine feline friend, would you get that sword before it floats too far out, while I deal with this guy?// Dai-Janku doesn't wait for an answer as he faces Lugnut, jabbing a finger at the big lug. //Your reign of terror is at an end, Destron! With one strike, I shall remove the blemish of your evil from our ship!// A dramatic crouch, then Dai-Janku leaps into...um, space. His back-boosters rotate around, and he draws his legs together. The wheels on his ankles lower so that the spikes may reach, then begin to spin rapidly. //Riiiiiideerrrr....// The thrusters engage, and with the eruption of propellant, the Junkion goes flying feet-first at Lugnut! //KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!//
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Post by Lugnut on Feb 27, 2011 11:24:03 GMT -5
Oh that is it. They are both going to die. SO HARD. But Lugnut knows that he needs his weapon...Wait, his arm! It's drifting nearby! Quickly, he engages the thrusters on his feet and flies towards it and as hard as he can he slams his stump against it, back into place. //HA! NOW, AUTOBOT, YOU WILL DIE IN MEGATRON'S NAME!//
He wastes no time, turning to face the Autobot, kicking himself off the ship and flying towards the Junkion, ready to meet him head on, roaring with all of his might!
Then...They meet.
Lugnut's fist hits nothing.
Dai-Janku's foot meets the gaping wound in his side.
//MEGATRON FORGIVE ME-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-!!!// That is the last thing that comes out of Lugnut's mouth before a massive explosion wraps around them both. But it is the zealot that suffers the worst, torn apart and flung away like a burning meteor, blasting off into the distance until finally, he fades out altogether.
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Post by LongCat on Mar 4, 2011 2:51:35 GMT -5
// You BET, boss! // LC draws himself up into his most heroic, regal pose, and in his most serious voice, states, // I shall retrieve your bukkit! //
Leaving his very capable warrior friend to dispatch the evil ogre that is Lugnuts... or is that Lugnut? Aw, who cares. LC has a sword to fetch! With a short burst of the rockets DJ had strapped onto his flanks, LC valiantly sallys forth to retrieve yon sword!
// I is in your space, fetchin' your swords! WHEEEE! //
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