Blast Off
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Post by Blast Off on Apr 12, 2011 9:58:56 GMT -5
Space II: Month 1, Week 1, Day 6: Back-dated report about picking up Assault and Brawl and then needing to dump everyone out of himself, shoot Assault in the guns, and have Vortex glue Brawl and Assault to his hull. It is written rather coldly. Month 1, Week 2, Day 4: There is a report covering basically everything ever noteworthy that Blast Off has lived through, starting with The Transformers (UK) #63–65 and ending with Transformers: Generation 2 #10. He writes about such exciting things as Optimus Prime dying in a video game and Emirate Xaaron being crushed by Unicron! He also very pointedly leaves out things like being beaten up by a cloud, being beaten up by the Protectobots all the time, being enslaved by Blaster and forced to perform tricks for human spawnlings, being left in a box for months and being rescued by the Constructicons, why he has such an atrocious paint scheme and weird symbol, budding, the Swarm, and that Starscream betrayed everyone again because Megatron is an idiot and led to everyone Blast Off has ever cared about dying.
It is a very politely written and politically correct report, if one ignores the snide digs at the Autobots that crop up now and then.
Medics can see Blast Off's medical file. He arrived dying and was only narrowly saved. Mostly conventional blaster wounds. He's fine now.
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