Blast Off
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Post by Blast Off on Apr 5, 2011 15:02:17 GMT -5
//...you are not a Combaticon,// Blast Off corrects. He said Combaticons don't do last stands, to explain why Blast Off would not let Assault have his last stand. Why do these commoners insist on thinking that Blast Off is referring to them when he is speaking of himself? Are their tiny little egos so fragile that they must make everything about themselves? //I was not speaking of you.//
Great. Brawl has his hands glued to his face. Better call Blast Off and update him when Brawl gets his head stuck in a bucket. Dead Primus, indeed.
He starts to maneuver to go pick up Vortex, first, so that Vortex can then glue Brawl and Assault to his hull in really uncomfortable positions.
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Post by Vortex/Valerie Wei-Li-Zhao on Apr 5, 2011 19:18:03 GMT -5
//But, Braaaaaawwwwl!// he mimics the tank’s little plea to Blast off, making a grab at him so that he didn’t end up floating away. //Ya always have the best a’ reactions to it!// Yeah, Vortex will probably be the future reason Brawl gets his head stuck in bucket too. He’s an awesome teammate like that.
The grey helm snaps up when Assault starts talking though. ‘As always?’ What could well be a very suspicious look is aimed at the seeker. Could be, although it’s pretty hard to tell between the face mask and the visor. The heli grabs onto Blast Off’s tailfin when the shuttle flies by, trying to pull Brawl along with him and maybe glue him to the hull if he’s managed to catch the guy. However, he does keep that steady, creepy red gaze on the blue flier.
Consider yourself watched, seeker boy. Very, very closely. And definitely in your sleep.
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Post by Brawl on Apr 5, 2011 22:11:36 GMT -5
Sorry, Vortex, but the concept of not feeding the trolls is way above Brawl's pay grade. The only reason he's not still trying to work the glue loose is because he knows from experience his visor will come off before the glue does. //Stupid Vortex,// he grumps, halfheartedly trying to smack the helicopter with his elbow.
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 9, 2011 7:16:25 GMT -5
The Combaticons should consider themselves lucky! The outsider Seeker has finally shut up, but judging from the way he's still tapping his fingers against his armor, it is merely out of boredom. Or perhaps like a parent who is trying to convey 'Are you two done yet?' to his children. Bah, at this rate it will soon be better to be a bit more patient and teach them a lesson in Ship's holo-room rather then here and now, just so that they can be on their way again.
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Blast Off
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Post by Blast Off on Apr 9, 2011 8:49:21 GMT -5
Blast Off is also going to be watching Assault, although probably not in his sleep. Probably. If only because most Decepticons are pretty darn boring when they're sleeping.
Also, Blast Off's daddy is Shockwave, thank you very much. (Soundwave and the Constructicons are his mommies. It is a long story.) He will not accept any paternal nonsense on Assault's part.
He directs, //Vortex, hurry up and fasten down Brawl.// If TMII Megatron can be chained to the hull of the Axalon, Vortex can glue Assault and Brawl to Blast Off's hull.
Then when they reach Cybertron Ship, Megatron Assault will have gone crazy, taken over, and replaced the populace with drone armies. Brawl will be Tankor, and he will be exactly as dumb as he seems, not hiding super-genius Rhinox inside. Vortex and Blast Off will be turned into weird animals by the Oracle.
Wait, no, this is very silly.
(Blast Off will be a Rüppell's Griffon or maybe a tardigrade.)
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Post by Vortex/Valerie Wei-Li-Zhao on Apr 9, 2011 18:35:23 GMT -5
Vortex calls dibs on mosquitoes. Female mosquitoes. Then he can be the blood sucking parasite in everyone’s side that he’d always dreamed of being. Of course, it could also just be the Oracle having a really, really bad sense of humor and deciding mosquito!Vortex needed to exist.
//Yes, maternal factory unit.// Vortex would be rolling his optics at Blast Off right about now. He knows how to do the job! Sighing melodramatically, the heli dodges Brawl’s attempt to elbow him and starts to glue the annoying glitch down.
//Eh, stop fidgetin’,// he snickers back at the tank. Let’s see, how was he going to do this? Oh, yes, he can see it now. It’ll result in a lot of black mail material and a very angry Brawl, but he thinks... yes. The heli cackles quietly to himself as he finishes up and waits for Blast Off to swing around to Assault.
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Post by Brawl on Apr 9, 2011 19:11:58 GMT -5
//You're going to pay for this once I get loose, Vortex,// Brawl warns. Granted, he doesn't seem too threatening now, glued to Blast Off's hull in a compromising position, but he can save up all his angry for later.
Skippable
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 9, 2011 20:15:05 GMT -5
Assault would be a great lion, obviously. Or a great, magnificent steed, a noble equine, the kind that a general would proudly ride into battle! Perhaps a winged one, if the Oracle feels cruel enough to place the curse of flying on him once more.
Though he wouldn't be opposed to taking over Cybertron. Not so much going crazy though.
But back to the here and now! Where Assault is still tapping his fingers, lip twitching as he waits. By Cybertron, Assault thought that they wanted to do horrible things to him! Why is it taking so long for them to come collect him!
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Blast Off
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Post by Blast Off on Apr 9, 2011 20:21:23 GMT -5
Apparently, one of the horrible things that Blast Off and Vortex are inflicting on Assault is making him wait. Blast Off doesn't think much of it; Blast Off is quite patient by nature.
After taking his own sweet time, he approaches Assault hesitantly. Blast Off warns, //Take him down fast, Vortex. I don't want to have to shake you two off and shoot him some more.//
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Post by Vortex/Valerie Wei-Li-Zhao on Apr 10, 2011 10:50:56 GMT -5
Yeah, Assault would be a pretty magnificent steed alright. >_>
//I’m takin’ pictures, Brawl,// Vortex chirps happily, trying to pat the tank’s arm. //Do you know what’ll happen if I, say, leaked ‘em?// Did he mention blackmail material? Because Vortex is so totally going to hold this over Brawl like nobody’s business.
//Blasty, darling,// there’s very much an exasperated tone to his voice as if Blast Off was the annoying hull pest here. //Trust me a little. ‘Sides, wouldn’t you like seein’ me wrestle a pretty seeker for ya?// Especially the smug little slagwit that really needed punches in the face?
//Hey again, blue boy,// the heli straightens and gives Assault a mocking salute when the shuttle pulls over, casually pointing his glue gun at the other. //Ya gonna give me trouble?// he purrs, cocking the gun, //Cus I’d just love to make this ordeal more humiliatin’ for you than necessary.//
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 12, 2011 17:17:51 GMT -5
Assault is relieved that they are finally coming for him, but that little mock salute sends one optic twitching. This tested his patience one too many times, so he opens a private comm channel, just so that he can snap at him. //You may not have a mouth, Vortex, but if you decide to mock me with a salute of questionable intents, one more time, then I will be forced to improvise by punching a hole into your mask and then shove your rotor assembly into it!//
He probably will already do that. Or something similar. For now though he has vented a bit of frustration, so he throws a defiant punch to just give Vortex a reason to restrain him already.
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Blast Off
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Post by Blast Off on Apr 12, 2011 17:34:01 GMT -5
Blast Off decides that if Assault and Vortex take too long with their little spat, he might just transform and crack out his ionic blaster.
This would probably do terrible things to Brawl, who is glued to Blast Off, when the parts shift around.
Better hope Vortex knows how to restrain a Seeker, eh?
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Post by Vortex/Valerie Wei-Li-Zhao on Apr 13, 2011 6:32:45 GMT -5
//I don’t think I’ve ever saluted you before, seeing as we’ve never met,// Vortex says quietly as he sidesteps and tries to snatch that wrist Assault sends his way. If he succeeds, he’s going to slam the jet down against Blast Off’s hull and twist said arm behind a blue wing to glue it down. In a notably painful position, of course. If not, he’ll just try and shoot Assault in the face as well.
//So guys,// he sends to Bast Off and Brawl over their own private line. //I’m thinking neither of you gave him my private freq, didja?// If either of them did, Vortex was going to be a bit vexed. If they didn’t, then, well, that raised some interesting questions, didn’t it?
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Post by Brawl on Apr 15, 2011 20:09:17 GMT -5
//No, I didn't give nobody your frequency. What's it to ya? Ya already glued me to Blast Off, now ya gotta interrogate me too?// Brawl demands.
Still skippable
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 17, 2011 7:05:24 GMT -5
Alas, melee combat in space is not exactly something he excels at. So the only thing he hits is the hull of the shuttle, with not a fist but his face. How annoying! Vortex' little comment only gains him an amused little chuckle, but that's the only reply that Vortex gets.
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