Swindle
Major
This space for rent.
Posts: 571
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Post by Swindle on May 19, 2011 21:46:11 GMT -5
"Aw, don't be that way, Spinister! Look at the poor guy! He's traumatized! He just needs a cube, a sedative, and a nice nap and he'll be right as rain and ready to go! Me taking him to the mess hall isn't a duty shift!" If it is, Swindle isn't going to do it. It's great to win over a potential new customer, but free labor is not to be wasted.
"Just a standard security interview, Flame. Nothing to worry about. It'll be just the first of what I'm sure will be many more opportunities for Mr. Happy here to put the fear of Primus into you. (Do you have Primus in your reality? I don't, but he makes for great turns of phrase.) Really, it's more the fear of Spinister though," he says, attempting to put an arm around the newly Decepticon scientist's shoulders. Yes, he will keep talking like this indefinitely.
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Post by Spinister on May 22, 2011 21:17:34 GMT -5
Spinister gives Oil Slick an approving nod and looks to the door. Oil Slick has been thanked, and now he may go if he wishes.
Spinister tries to grab Flame by the shoulder, the one not occupied by Swindle, to drag Flame off to Spinister's office. "Interview. Need to put together a personnel file on you."
Spinister gives Swindle a warning look. Spinister does not catch flies with honey. Spinister catches flies by beating the fight out of them.
OOC: Probably fade out soon?
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Oil Slick
Rookie
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
100ccs of Pure Evil
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Post by Oil Slick on May 24, 2011 18:50:04 GMT -5
Oil Slick catches flies with a high-powered adhesive that looks like honey. Also it gives the flies bad drug trips when they try to eat it.
He nods to Spinister, and slinks on out of the room. Let the new guy get settled in. Then Oil Slick can meet him properly.
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OOC: Out of thread.
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Flame
Rookie
Causam ago dementia
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Post by Flame on May 24, 2011 20:24:56 GMT -5
Uneasy at the conflicting attitudes around him, Flame doesn't exactly shy from Swindle's almost overbearing friendliness, but he makes no moves to welcome it, either, not quite recoiling from the companionable clasp about his shoulders. He would answer the very chatty bot, but Spinister puts the brakes on the situation.
"I already told you everything!" Flame protests shrilly, blurting out the words, and tries to shrink back from Spinister's attempted grab.
OOC: Fade sounds good to me.
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Swindle
Major
This space for rent.
Posts: 571
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Post by Swindle on May 25, 2011 20:10:11 GMT -5
Swindle catches Spinister's warning look and returns a rather nonplussed look of his own. In the back of his mind, he's afraid of the Mayhem, but it's not as though he's done anything wrong recently.
Anyway, Swindle does catch flies with honey. And he gets repeat customers that way. Also he sometimes gets to hang out with people who aren't campy murderjets. Spinister should try it sometime!
"Don't worry about it, Flame. Just be honest and you'll be fine. Everyone has to do a security interview."
OOC: Fade sounds good.
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