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Post by Demolishor on Jun 11, 2007 19:48:56 GMT -5
//Hmph. You'll have my answer when we get there.//
And when he sees the size of Starscream's army.
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Post by Dead End on Jun 12, 2007 19:01:03 GMT -5
// Demolishor, if that's you and your friend moving on the elevated causeway, do keep moving west and you'll meet our ground party. If it's not, we're likely to be in a fight soon, so watch out for things on the road.// Dead End says.
Well, Hook had asked him to find out where the other two idiots were....
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Post by Demolishor on Jun 12, 2007 20:29:36 GMT -5
//More likely than not, it's us. Can you send up a flare or something so we can see you? Can barely see fifty feet in front of us with all these trees.//
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Post by Dead End on Jun 12, 2007 20:49:39 GMT -5
// If you have RDF* capability, tune to <insert number> Mhz, and you'll hear my radar. If not, I'll see if I can get someone to set something on fire, preferably not me. //
*Radio Direction Finding
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Post by Demolishor on Jun 12, 2007 21:01:07 GMT -5
//Starscream, maybe. Heh. I'll turn it up as soon as I figure out what I just stepped in.//
Now if he had Blackout here, this wouldn't be an issue.
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Post by Starscream on Jun 16, 2007 22:10:34 GMT -5
//Decepticons!* We are under attack by some kind of manned aircraft. It should be easily taken care of but keep your optics peeled. And remember to conserve your energon!//
*With apologies to Sky-Byte.*
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Post by Hook on Jun 21, 2007 21:37:03 GMT -5
//As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, how can you keel-haul someone, Cannonball, if there isn't a keel within a hundred mile-radius of our current position?//
After a pause.
//Could you lot do something useful?//
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Post by Dead End on Jun 21, 2007 23:10:49 GMT -5
// Doubtful. It'll probably grind us all up for scrap, // replies Dead End. // It might be possible to delay the inevitable if we can find a weak spot in the armor. Do the mouths look like they have less armor internally? //
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Post by Starscream on Jun 21, 2007 23:31:25 GMT -5
//Oh for the... NOW what?!//
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Post by Cannonball on Jun 22, 2007 11:05:31 GMT -5
//S'a bit o' creative euphemisming, 'Ook!// Cannonball replies, the sound of laser fire in the background of his reply. //An'...ah...some mannah o' giant worm..//
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Post by Demolishor on Jun 22, 2007 11:36:46 GMT -5
//With sharp metal bristles. It looks like a slaggin' electric toothbrush, but more dangerous and wiggly.//
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Post by Hook on Jun 22, 2007 13:50:52 GMT -5
//Aitch-oh-oh-kay,// Hook snaps. //There is an H at the front of my name!//
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Post by Dead End on Jun 22, 2007 14:13:48 GMT -5
// It's a burrowing machine,// Dead End adds, over the sound of concussive and laser fire.
// Heavily armored. It seems to be stalking us from underground, though its aim is less accurate than I would expect. // Dead End's tone strongly suggests that he fully expected them all to be dead by now and is very surprised to still be alive to comment on it, though he probably won't be much longer.
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Post by Cannonball on Jun 22, 2007 22:30:01 GMT -5
//Tha's wot ah said! 'Ook!// Cannonball answers. //Though, if ye would take a gander at our situation, then ye'd know that it would be a fine idea tae debate that latah, savvy?//
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Post by Hook on Jun 22, 2007 22:43:38 GMT -5
//Just because you cannot multi-task does not mean the rest of us cannot.//
//And why are you shooting at the blades? If this is even moderately badly-designed, the boring blades should be the hardest section to damage. It's inane to design mining equipment so that the part that is actually in constant use can be damaged at all easily!//
Ah, the sweet sounds of Hook haranguing people. It just warms the cockles of your heart, doesn't it?
//Since evidently none of you can figure out how to be useful on your own, aim for the obvious weak points - inside its intakes. Or, if you happen to notice an access hatch on that shell, you might take a look at that. I don't recommend it, though.//
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