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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Dec 24, 2010 8:18:09 GMT -5
//Mindwipe. I would like to congratulate you on your promotion to Scourge's secretary. It is truly an admirable accomplishment. Now, could you be so kind as to make an appointment with the Lord Scourge for me?//
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Post by Mindwipe on Dec 25, 2010 18:04:24 GMT -5
//Flattery will get you nowhere with me!//
Pause.
//Well, flattery of that nature. Either way, irrelevant. Do you have a specific date and time in mind?// Yes, give the vampire your expectations so that he might dash them, dance on the pieces, and feed off of your delicious disappointment and/or anger.
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Dec 25, 2010 18:16:56 GMT -5
//You thought that was flattery?// Insert the most patronizing chuckle here. //Now please, be a good little walking appointment book and set me an appointment for <date to be decided later ooc'ly>, will you?//
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Post by Mindwipe on Dec 25, 2010 18:23:25 GMT -5
Two of Mindwipe's optics twitch slightly at the condescension.
//I'm ever so sorry - that date is taken, but there's an opening ten years from now.// You wanna play, Seeker? Mindwipe will play!
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Dec 25, 2010 18:28:57 GMT -5
Ooooh, the circus reject wants to play? Very well then; let's play.
//Oh, what a terrible shame. But understandable, really. I hope you can also understand that I changed my mind on sharing the recipe of that tea you liked so much. It is rather close to my lasercore and as much as I like you, I'm not sure if I can trust you with it.//
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Post by Mindwipe on Dec 25, 2010 19:00:55 GMT -5
It's probably a good thing no one is watching Mindwipe right now - he looks very un-professional, fists balled up and hackles raised while he glares a hole through the wall.
//You--! You little bootleg! That is low-down and underhanded!//
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//Ah, right. We're Decepticons...//
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Dec 25, 2010 19:06:03 GMT -5
Oh, Assault can picture it just from the tone in Mindwipe's voice. It sends a pleased little shiver down his support strut.
//Quite right you are. But I'm not unreasonable. Meet my date, and I will even reveal to you where I got my special ingredient.//
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 15, 2011 15:37:41 GMT -5
//Mindwipe, ol' chap! There is something that I've been curious about and I must know the answer. However, it is a delicate matter, so would you do the honor of joining me for tea so that we can discuss this in person?//
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Mindwipe
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Post by Mindwipe on Apr 18, 2011 4:39:29 GMT -5
There is a pause before Mindwipe answers. This Assault, he is a tricky one, and makes Mindwipe a bit uneasy.
//Nnngh. I suppose I can. Where and when?//
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 18, 2011 9:29:51 GMT -5
Oh come on Mindwipe, can't you trust that eerily bland face that is capable of only limited expressions?
//Splendid! But when? Why, whenever you are available of course! As to where, I would be delighted to discuss this with you in a shady but lovely teahouse, but alas, that will prove to be a bit difficult now that we are no longer on Pz-Zazz.//
//But I know a quiet place near medical where the chances of being disturbed are quite minimal. That could suit our purposes quite well.//
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Post by Mindwipe on Apr 25, 2011 6:56:51 GMT -5
No, no Mindwipe cannot!
//Very well. In about 3 megacycles then.//
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Post by Assault/Arthur Aldrin on Apr 25, 2011 7:05:13 GMT -5
Bah, at least Assault HAS a face, you visored, three eyed creep!
//I shall look forward to your arrival and prepare an appropriate welcome.//
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