Radio: Jetstorm to Thrust

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// Wake up and smell the energon, buddy! It's me! Jetstorm! Heeeey Thrust! Thrust is that you! Oh say it's so. I've been beggin for a comrade in arms to show up for a long time now! Stop being stupid and shooting the big guys. They're on our side! They're Decepticons and they're cool. _{Well, except Shockwave who's with me, he's just being weird and creepy} And OH THRUST STOP BEING STUPID. Did I say that? Well, anyway. You there? //

[Thrust]

Over the sounds of shots being fired and other general battle sounds, a sound of disgust comes out over the radio. “Like I’d believe something stupid like that, Jetstorm.” The word ‘Jetstorm’ is said almost like an insult. “Once I’m done with your girlfriend here, I’m smoking you next.”

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// I have a girlfriend? What? When'd that happen? OOoh I hope she's got a hot sexy little blue body. That would be wonderful for me. And why are you so mad anyway? Did Tankorr sit on you or something? That'd make me mad. Oh like that time he fell on me. That made me mad. //

[Thrust]

//You got the voice right, Maximal, but you...he...JETSTORM wasn’t that dim. No more stupid head-games. Once I rip out the bugs spark and deal with these antiques you managed to find, I’m going to pluck every last one of your feathers, traitor.//

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// I dunno what your problem is, and I don't have feathers! I have a wonderful, sexy body. // Well, he didn't use the word sexy exactly, but that's the best translation we can get. // Thruuuust I don't get it. You have to stop being crabby. //

[Thrust]

Thrust isn’t crabby. He’s been knocked unconscious, dropped off Primus-knows how deep in the catacombs below Cybertron, had his quota of sparks to capture increased by four, and had Blackarachnia and ‘Jetstorm’ try to mess with his head again. Crabby doesn’t even begin to describe him at the moment.

//Keep it up and I’ll pull all eight of her legs off first “Silverbolt”. Wouldn’t want anything like that happening to your ‘sweet poison’, right?//

That should him shut up.

[Jetstorm (BM)]

Unfortunately Jetstorm doesn't know the meaning of shut up.

// OOOH you found that ugly spider that followed us here! Kill her! Kill her kill her kill her kill her! I tried to get everybody else around to realize that she's stupid and bad but they wouldn't listen but that's ok because you're here now and you can kill her! //

// And who's Silverbolt? Is that 'nother Maximal scum we gotta destroy to give its spark to Lord Megatron? //

[Thrust]

// Your the Maximal scum, traitor, and the distraction is not going to save her. //

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// But I'm a Vehicon! I'm the Aero General of Lord Megatron's army! Even though I'm stuck here, it's the same thing! I carry my title wherever I go! And you're being stubborn as a tank drone right now. Kill the spider for all I care, but I'm not gonna let you pass off our comradery in arms! //

// It's me, Thrust, it's Jetstorm. Get it through your thick headlight head! Or do I have to come over there and noogie it into you? Huh? //

[Thrust]

// If you were still Jetstorm, you wouldn’t be working with these throwback survivors and would be trying to get their sparks for the boss! //

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// But they're machines, just like you n' me. Just like Lord Megatron wanted. What else am I supposed to do? And they... They wanted to kill me. I don't want to die, especially now that you're here. //

There. He said it. He's so happy that Thrust is here.

[Thrust]

// What the slag are you talking about? Megatron took out the whole planet, and the only ones who were furballs are you and the other Maximals. //

Then in a highly condescending voice // What, poor baby bird scared of four ancient Decepticons. These guys can’t hit the side of your barn, and Optimist wouldn’t want anything to happen to one of his favourite little troopers. Stop with the voice already. //

Considering he’s the quiet one out of the lot, Thrust has been quite talkative today.

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// I don't know what I did to make you so angry. I mean, what was it, barely a few cycles ago you, me, and Tankorr were created. And then almost the next cycle you and I were at each other's circuits cos we wanted the reward the Boss set out for us, and then... Well then I dunno what happened after that. Then I was here in a dark, dark mine. //

// I mean, here's my timestamp (insert random series of numbers that mean something). Can ya tell me if somethin happened just before I went poof and disappeared? Oh, is it COS I disappeared that made you mad? //

[Thrust]

The slag? What, had the antenna tower he caused to land on Silverbolt caused him to revert back into Jetstorm? Selective amnesia? Thrust wasn’t buying that at all. Jetstorm would have noticed the new body, nor would he know about the four Decepticons down here.

// If you’re on the level, contact Megatron and get him to send a squad of drones to my position. I’m somewhere in the catacombs. // Let’s see what he has to say to that.

[Jetstorm (BM)]

// Ahhahaha! We're on a different planet, buddy! Even I don't know how we got here. I feel like some omnipotent force is controlling this place too. //

Jetstorm looks at y'all right now. He really is.

// I tried lookin' for my drones but there's none of 'em here. But there are other Decepticons from all sorts of other time-lines and stuff! Like, back when the Decepticons are awesome, to all the way in the super future where things are all inside out and there's flying fish! //