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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 15, 2008 13:59:33 GMT -5
Takes place during the 'Grimlock vs. the World' thread.
//You know, that just blew your displacement theory out of the water.//
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 15, 2008 21:28:40 GMT -5
//Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag. Do I come down to where you work and heckle you, you blasted skirt?//
Oh wait, that's right, he does.
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 15, 2008 21:50:11 GMT -5
//Yep! And I'm not coming down to you. Unless you're with Kup.//
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 15, 2008 23:12:31 GMT -5
//Oh, for the love of...? Look, sweetheart, you better drop whatever little crush you've got on me and quit following me around, you hear?//
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 15, 2008 23:18:12 GMT -5
//Now let me tell you something, Nightbeat. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.1//
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1. Dragnet
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 15, 2008 23:23:21 GMT -5
//Oh yeah? Well, in case you weren't looking, dollface, we ain't exactly organics here!//
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 15, 2008 23:24:30 GMT -5
//I know Bat-Xaaron said you guys didn't have religious objections to metaphors. So is the problem in your programming or just your thick skull?//
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 15, 2008 23:30:48 GMT -5
//My problem is know-it-all dames who think they're so much better than me because they can quote regs, chapter and verse!//
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 15, 2008 23:32:53 GMT -5
//I'm just a soul with an innocent face, a regular boy dressed in blue, conducting myself in the proper way, as befitting the job that I do!1//
Angry and slightly sing-song. Oy, Junkions.
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1. "Crossfire", Jethro Tull
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 15, 2008 23:38:40 GMT -5
//Oh yeah, well I'm the bad, and you may be good, but you're also the ugly!//
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 15, 2008 23:39:54 GMT -5
A bit baffled: //I know that. Mama Mia's always telling me I'm not pretty. What's that got to do with anything?//
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 15, 2008 23:42:13 GMT -5
//Gah, you cockamamie skirt! You can't even be insulted right!//
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 16, 2008 0:22:51 GMT -5
//Look, dick, if you want to insult me, you're going to need some actual wit.
But you only got halfway through that learning that, didn't you?//
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Nightbeat
Minor
Lord High Instructor, Duke of Snack
Cybertron's Greatest Detective
Posts: 373
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Post by Nightbeat on Jan 16, 2008 0:25:06 GMT -5
//Listen, you sorry excuse for a meter maid, being able to play "name that show" does not wit make.//
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Post by Pee-Dee on Jan 16, 2008 0:45:39 GMT -5
//That's rapier-like wit. I've seen snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Krispies.1//
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1. M*A*S*H
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