Common Knowledge: Cartoon Dinobots

[Grimlock]

Some rather rough adjustments of the camera are seen before Grimlock gets into the view. The positioning of the camera is slightly crooked.

"Me Grimlock. Me Dinobot commander. Dinobots built by Ratchet and Wheeljack. Optimus Prime use Dinobots as last-resort and often kept us locked up 'cause he thought we too dangerous." At the last part, Grimlock looks frustrated. And he's just started!

"Me, Grimlock, turn into T-Rex. Other Dinobots be Slag, Snarl, Swoop, and Sludge. Slag turn into Triceratops, Snarl turn into Stegosaurus, Swoop turn into Pteranodon, and Sludge turn into Brontosaurus."

Grimlock then takes a thoughtful look.

"Slag ornery. That why he named for swear word. Sludge dumb. Snarl quiet. Swoop nice. All strong. Maybe not as strong as me Grimlock, but very strong."

And...that's the Dinobots according to Grimlock.

...

"How me Grimlock turn this thing off?" he asks, pointing at the camera, then prodding it, and then raising an arm up with a frustrated grunt.

Suddenly, a small voice pipes up. "Grimlock, sir, no! Don't hit the camera! Push the blinking button to stop it!"

"...oh. Me Grimlock say thanks, Holi." he mumbles, and then the screen flickers to black.

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OOC: Holi posing done with player's permission.

[Kup]

There's a short text alert (in Cybertronian text) attached to the file that reads simply:

"Also, all Dinobots from the Perceptor Reality have robot-mode flight.

-Kup"

[Slag]

Slag adds his own video, with a camera that appears to be dangerously sitting on something.

"Me am Slag! Me am Dinobot flamethrower!" he says proudly. "Me am bestest Dinobot at using fire. Sometimes, me called Burninator by people. Me Slag no know what that means, but me think it good title"

He looks thoughtful for a second, before continuing. "Other Dinobots are like him Grimlock said. Except him. Him Grimlock am Dinobot Leader. Him strongest Dinobot! Me Slag second strongest, so when him Grimlock no lead Dinobots, me am leader!"

Slag stops again, thinking, before continuing. "If you no bother me Slag, then me no have yell at you! Him Optimus bother us Dinobots, so we yell at him lots. That why we Dinobots hate him Optimus! Why him think him tell us what do? If him here, then me Sla-"

Before Slag can continue any more with his ranting, the camera falls off whatever it was sitting on and hits the ground, conveniently turning off.