Post by Spinister on Nov 19, 2007 23:08:52 GMT -5
Spinister gets to avoid talking! Hairsplitter can explain this, with added commentary from Singe. Spinister does not even appear in the picture, just the two Nebulans in their exo-suits.
Hairsplitter starts nervously, "Uhm, hello. I am Hairsplitter, and I am a Nebulan. We are organic creatures that are much smaller than you are." He takes his helmet and a glove off to demonstrate before putting them back on.
Singe notes, "If you have a problem with organics, I have a problem with you, and I set my problems on fire."
Hairsplitter rubs his head as if he has a headache before continuing, "We are fairly similar in outward appearance to humans, but our civilisation is much more advanced than human civilization."
Singe mutters, "Frelling right we are."
Yet, they are no more advanced in manners. Hairsplitter perseveres, "We have the needs of most organics. Our suits protect us from many hazards, such as hard vacuum. Our suits also allow us to transform, like so." Hairsplitter demonstrates, to a derisive snort from Singe. "Singe and I are Targetmaster partners to Spinister, so we transform into his guns. There are also Powermaster partners, who form engines, and Headmaster partners, who turn into heads. All of us have been re-engineered, so we are much more flexible than normal Nebulans," and yet they still aren't popular with the ladies, "and we are binary bonded to our Transformer partners, which means that we are mentally linked. Both Autobots and Decepticons have Nebulans as partners, so do not be surprised if some Nebulans show up on the Autobot side. They are fools who defy Lord Zarak, leader of the Decepticon Nebulans. In a pinch, a human can be substituted for a Nebulan." Hairsplitter wrinkles his nose, showing what he thinks of that idea. "The current roster of Decepticon Nebulans here contains myself, Singe, Sunbeam, and Zigzag. The latter two are partnered with Needlenose."
Singe concludes, "And our partners will kill you dead in the face if you mess with us."
Hairsplitter winces and turns off the camera.
Hairsplitter starts nervously, "Uhm, hello. I am Hairsplitter, and I am a Nebulan. We are organic creatures that are much smaller than you are." He takes his helmet and a glove off to demonstrate before putting them back on.
Singe notes, "If you have a problem with organics, I have a problem with you, and I set my problems on fire."
Hairsplitter rubs his head as if he has a headache before continuing, "We are fairly similar in outward appearance to humans, but our civilisation is much more advanced than human civilization."
Singe mutters, "Frelling right we are."
Yet, they are no more advanced in manners. Hairsplitter perseveres, "We have the needs of most organics. Our suits protect us from many hazards, such as hard vacuum. Our suits also allow us to transform, like so." Hairsplitter demonstrates, to a derisive snort from Singe. "Singe and I are Targetmaster partners to Spinister, so we transform into his guns. There are also Powermaster partners, who form engines, and Headmaster partners, who turn into heads. All of us have been re-engineered, so we are much more flexible than normal Nebulans," and yet they still aren't popular with the ladies, "and we are binary bonded to our Transformer partners, which means that we are mentally linked. Both Autobots and Decepticons have Nebulans as partners, so do not be surprised if some Nebulans show up on the Autobot side. They are fools who defy Lord Zarak, leader of the Decepticon Nebulans. In a pinch, a human can be substituted for a Nebulan." Hairsplitter wrinkles his nose, showing what he thinks of that idea. "The current roster of Decepticon Nebulans here contains myself, Singe, Sunbeam, and Zigzag. The latter two are partnered with Needlenose."
Singe concludes, "And our partners will kill you dead in the face if you mess with us."
Hairsplitter winces and turns off the camera.