Post by Dead End on Nov 20, 2007 16:26:55 GMT -5
Being a transcription of Dead End's standard "Welcome to the Insane Asylum" speech for newbies..
// Oh, that would be my job, to repeat the brief, pointless explanation that everyone just has to hear once. <insert name> you're trapped in an insane asylum with the rest of us inmates. Said asylum is masquerading as an alien planet with the recently abandoned remnants of a technological civilization. Your fellow inmates are a random assortment of Decepticons and Autobots who were plucked from random times, places, and alternate levels of reality and tossed in this asylum. We have no idea how or why this happened, except that someone probably hates us and wants us to die. Either that, or they really hate us, and wish to prolong our tortured existences by plucking us from the brink of swift and painless death. //
// Starscream is our Supreme Commander for obvious reasons, hopefully you've found our base already, and hopefully you will enjoy your futile existance before it is painfully snuffed out, but I doubt it. //
// Oh, that would be my job, to repeat the brief, pointless explanation that everyone just has to hear once. <insert name> you're trapped in an insane asylum with the rest of us inmates. Said asylum is masquerading as an alien planet with the recently abandoned remnants of a technological civilization. Your fellow inmates are a random assortment of Decepticons and Autobots who were plucked from random times, places, and alternate levels of reality and tossed in this asylum. We have no idea how or why this happened, except that someone probably hates us and wants us to die. Either that, or they really hate us, and wish to prolong our tortured existences by plucking us from the brink of swift and painless death. //
// Starscream is our Supreme Commander for obvious reasons, hopefully you've found our base already, and hopefully you will enjoy your futile existance before it is painfully snuffed out, but I doubt it. //