Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate DZ?

[Bluestreak]

This idea ambushed me out of the blue, grabbed me in a choke-hold, and demanded to be written RIGHT NOW. It's a parody of Lemon Demon's "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" using the characters from the Deadzone roleplay. It doesn't quite match up to the rhythm of the song in a few places, but hopefully people enjoy it nonetheless. And the rhyming could have been better in places -- Wheelie I ain't.

I don't own "Ultimate Showdown." I don't own any of these characters. If none of your characters made it into the song or if your character suffered injury in this song, I apologize.

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Ol' Grimlock was stompin' around
Gillinan City like a big playground
When suddenly Nightbeat burst from the shade
And hit Grimlock with a 'Beat grenade
Grimlock got pissed and he came unglued
But didn't expect Swerve's attitude
He proceeded to open up a can of Swerve-fu
When Cannonball came out of the blue
And he started taunting swerve with his pirate slang
Then Nightbeat ran 'em both over with a bang
Before he could make it back to the 'Beat cave
Thundercracker burst out of his grave
Took an incidenary rifle out from under his hat
Blew Nightbeat away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of ammo and he ran away
Because Rodimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Grimlock took a bite out of Rodimus Prime
Like Officer Pee Dee took a bite out of crime
Then Swerve came back covered in a tire track
Then Claw Jaw jumped up and landed on his back
And Nightbeat was injured and trying to get steady
When Thundercracker came back with a machete
Then suddenly something hit his head with a bang
Firebolt took him out with a boomerang
Then she saw Grimlock sneaking up from behind
And she reached for her gun, which she just couldn't find
'Cause Nightbeat stole it and he shot and he missed
And Claw Jaw deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Thundercracker tried to pole vault
Onto Rodimus Prime, and they collided with a SMACK
And Sky-byte hit 'em both with a tsunami attack

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...

Angels sang out in a haunting dirge
Down from the heavens came RiD Scourge
Who delivered a blow with his Sword of Fury
That earned him Dead End's loyalty in a hurry
And Sky-byte fell down grumbling in rage
As Rattrap found himself a rat in a cage
Blackarachnia saw through his clever disguise
But Thrust freaked out and denied her her prize

Then Autobot Long Haul and Decepticon Hook
And Screwdriver talking out of children's books
And don't forget Shockwave and Mirage from Dreamwave
And Xaaron the Emirate and Wheelie the Brave
Botanica, Skyfire, Demolisher, Eyefire,
Arcee, Bumblebee, Counterpunch and Holi
Spinister and Needlenose and Starscream
Kup and Jazz and Omega Supreme

All came out of nowhere landing fast
And they all kicked Scourge in his repaint aft
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With the lurkers looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Everyone's favorite robot nerd, Perceptor

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny


_{*ducks and covers*}

[Swerve]

This is hilarious. Love it.

*goes back to cackling madly over the whole thing*

[Rodimus Prime]

*applauds.* Bravo! Bravo!

[Hook]

*laughs and claps her hands* Excellent! Well done!

[Grimlock]

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<3 <3 <3