Duskwing
Major
"What the slag happened?"
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Jul 23, 2011 16:39:04 GMT -5
Post by Duskwing on Jul 23, 2011 16:39:04 GMT -5
Work? Someone wants Duskwing to do work? Ruh-roh. Maximum defensive tactics called for!
Duskwing banks sharply and shouts back "Yeah? Who's your boss? 'Cause I ain't in your section, honey. Uh, I gots to report in and get the inventory reports done 'fore the inspection, see?"
Nobody wants to do the inventory reports except the guys who are busy pocketing the goods, and those types are allergic to words like 'inspection'. Worst case, Duskwing figures, the dame will insist on escorting him to the warehouse or something, and he can fake wandering around with a datapad looking at supplies. While figuring out what to stealloot requisition.
There may be a few holes in his plan, but hey, you make do with what you got.
---- Apologies for the mixup with Misfire's discoveries; I failed reading comprehension on Scenemod's description.
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Rook
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Jul 23, 2011 18:40:39 GMT -5
Post by Rook on Jul 23, 2011 18:40:39 GMT -5
Duskwing and Rook actually had the same idea. There's a scary thought.
The crow transforms to robot mode and rises up into the air, putting on his best put-out look. "There you are," he calls to the F-35. "I was beginning to think no-one had received our signal. It's not going to reflect well on you in my report, I can tell you that right now."
He spares a glance back downwards out of the corner of his optic. Counterpunch still seems to be hidden, Misfire and Bonecrusher are hopefully out of sight as well. No reason for all of them to get captured if this goes south.
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Jul 27, 2011 21:19:59 GMT -5
Post by Spinister on Jul 27, 2011 21:19:59 GMT -5
OOC: Skipping people due to timeout.
A voice rings out, equally loud no matter where anyone is hiding, quite synthetic, "Non-violent solution registered. Simulation termination initiated."
The world flashes white and vanishes, depositing everyone inside the simulation room.
If they go back and check their schedules, they'll find they were all scheduled for a training scenario for this block of time.
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Counterpunch
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The Overlord, His Peerless Highness, Arch Duke Counterpunch. The Salient Vanquisher of His Own Mind
What're you looking at?
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Jul 28, 2011 11:20:35 GMT -5
Post by Counterpunch on Jul 28, 2011 11:20:35 GMT -5
Counterpunch stumbles and then straightens as the world vanishes, optic band widening and flaring a brighter red in surprise.
"Non-violent!?" he roars angrily at the ceiling. "I'll give you non-violent!!" By his tone, it sounds like he wants to give whoever arrange this whole affair anything but.
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Duskwing
Major
"What the slag happened?"
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Jul 28, 2011 17:12:46 GMT -5
Post by Duskwing on Jul 28, 2011 17:12:46 GMT -5
Duskwing lands gracelessly on his aft and scrambles to his feet. He frowns.
"Huh? What happened? Did we win?" He turns to glare at Rook. "Did youse break it?"
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Rook
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Jul 28, 2011 17:22:09 GMT -5
Post by Rook on Jul 28, 2011 17:22:09 GMT -5
"Counterpunch, restrain yourself, if you please," Rook says quietly, landing lightly on his feet and raising a warning hand. "The simulation may still be ongoing, and we are almost certainly still being observed."
Just because you're paranoid from years of arranging/avoiding assassination attempts, doesn't mean they aren't actually out to get you. If someone was a big enough jerk to dump them all in a simulation, they're a big enough jerk to dump them in a simulation-within-a-simulation.
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Jul 28, 2011 20:04:40 GMT -5
Post by Bonecrusher/Bane Crusher on Jul 28, 2011 20:04:40 GMT -5
Bonecrusher lets out an annoyed growl as the volcano scene suddenly dissolves. Glaring at Counterpunch, he tries to give the small 'Con a slight shove. There ain't room enough for two violent, angry 'Cons in this sim room!
Why yes, he may be trying to pick a fight to work off his frustration with this episode. Not that he's ever averse to fighting.
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Misfire
Minor
The Chamberlain, His Incomparable Immensity, Emperor Misfire. The Accidental Butcher of Anyone He Wasn't Aiming At
Improving. Honest!
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Jul 29, 2011 21:02:18 GMT -5
Post by Misfire on Jul 29, 2011 21:02:18 GMT -5
Misfire looks around the room for a few moments before shrugging and walking toward the door. Yes, this could be a sim within a sim. However, Misfire is willing to risk getting electrocuted, blown up, or otherwise mangled in some simulated fashion in order to get the frag out of this room and away from the hotheads.
OOC: Misfire will be out of the thread, unless one of the aforementioned dreadful things happen.
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Aug 2, 2011 21:30:15 GMT -5
Post by Spinister on Aug 2, 2011 21:30:15 GMT -5
Nothing horrible happens to Misfire. He appears to leave the simulation room. Of course, this could be an exact simulation of what they have all come to expect as 'real life'. That's a thought to ruminate upon when one is trying to defragment. OOC: I'm done here. Feel free to have any brawls and/or leave as you'd like.
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Counterpunch
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The Overlord, His Peerless Highness, Arch Duke Counterpunch. The Salient Vanquisher of His Own Mind
What're you looking at?
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Aug 3, 2011 14:34:05 GMT -5
Post by Counterpunch on Aug 3, 2011 14:34:05 GMT -5
Counterpunch is shoved and he stumbles backwards, then springs forward with a growl, leaping for a hopeless fight against Bonecrusher and ignoring Rook's attempt to calm him down. OOC: Can we fade out on the fight? With the assumption that Counterpunch gets trashed but good, but hey, it's a sim room.
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Duskwing
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"What the slag happened?"
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Aug 5, 2011 21:52:25 GMT -5
Post by Duskwing on Aug 5, 2011 21:52:25 GMT -5
Apparently no one is going to spontaneously appear and explain how Duskwing beat the scenario. Huh. Duskwing flexes his wings and slips out behind Misfire--who wants to be in a small room where Bonecrusher vs. the tag team of Anyone & Everyone is about to go down?
--- Out-of-thread
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Rook
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Aug 5, 2011 23:47:21 GMT -5
Post by Rook on Aug 5, 2011 23:47:21 GMT -5
Rook rolls his eyes. It seems his work here is done. "Oh, look at the time. I have important not-dealing-with-you-people to do," he declares, heading for the door.
OOC: Also out, unless someone stops him.
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Aug 9, 2011 10:27:56 GMT -5
Post by Phobia/Pierce Fobster on Aug 9, 2011 10:27:56 GMT -5
Phobia doesn’t announce he departure. He mostly just vanishes.
OOC: Out of thread!
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Aug 10, 2011 20:43:48 GMT -5
Post by Bonecrusher/Bane Crusher on Aug 10, 2011 20:43:48 GMT -5
Bonecrusher meets Counterpunch's attack with an almost cheerful growl of his own. Finally something really satisfying to beat on!
OOC: Fade away is a-okay!
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